Welcome to A Painted Dollhouse, an exciting investment opportunity brought to you by your friends at the Dahlhaus Corporation! The development team at Graphic Bewilderments is working with our state-of-the-art algorithms to generate the following content experience.
A Painted Dollhouse is an illustrated web novel about three travelers wandering the desert on a quest to rescue a prince. Along the way, they discover an ancient secret that could make their wildest dreams a reality. What follows is a thrilling fantasy adventure of twists, turns, laughs, and friendship that is sure to delight the whole family!
CONTENT WARNING!
While Dahlhaus Corporation is committed to family-friendly content accessible for all demographics, A Painted Dollhouse may not be suitable for all ages. Underage consumers who might be uncomfortable with depictions of strong language, sexual content, or violence against fictional characters should ask permission from a parent or guardian before reading.
This online content experience depicts graphic imagery including but not limited to spiders (gross), violence against fairies (funny), and multi-level marketing (AHHHHH!). If any one of the aforementioned topics makes you uncomfortable, we advise you to read something else. Please visit your local Dahlhaus Books Supercenter and enjoy your time in the children’s section.
It is not the wish of Dahlhaus Corporation to offend any customers, particularly those from our most profitable target demographics.
Click START to begin reading the story. If you want to start reading A Painted Dollhouse from the very beginning, click here. If you want to pick it up from the most recent update, click START and select the green “Most Recent Update” button.
Click SELECT to load a past save file or resume the story at a certain scene.
Click the DEV NOTES tab to access posts by the development team, which include journal entries, educational content, testimonials, and other information related to the world of A Painted Dollhouse. Before browsing DEV NOTES, be aware that content from other parties may appear. Our servers detect all malicious content from unauthorized sources, but it may take several cycles for our system administrators to delete all unauthorized content from the network. Information conflicting with the core values of the Dahlhaus Corporation is non-canonical and should be forgotten immediately.
Click CONNECT to follow the Graphic Bewilderments development team on social media. The team posts concept art, drafts of official content, and other related media on their profiles. The Dahlhaus Corporation does not endorse any statements made by Graphic Bewilderments on their social media profiles or elsewhere.
Click LEGAL for Graphic Bewilderments’ statement on using the characters, text, and other elements of A Painted Dollhouse in your own work.
Q: How do I read A Painted Dollhouse?
A: Press START and then click the red START READING button. Then click on the white arrow buttons on either side of the text box just below the images. Press the right arrow to advance time. Press the left arrow to rewind time. Press nothing to remain where you are now.
Q: Hey, the story isn’t finished! When will there be more?
A: What a great question! This story is a serial, meaning that it will update periodically until it is complete. The development team does not have a set release schedule currently, but rest assured that, as we speak, they are generating new images and dialog to post monthly. The development team at Graphic Bewilderments is preparing a weekly release schedule, to be implemented depending on reader interest.
Q: Do I have to pay to access A Painted Dollhouse?
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Q: Enough beating around the bush. What is your position on fairies?
A: There isn’t enough time to get into that.
